Monday, Monday

If your Monday morning is as tragic as Wendy Williams falling off stage this weekend (lol)…

…then you should just keep drinking.

Vodka is your friend. Vodka understand that Monday is hard, and won’t judge you for drinking at 9 am. Science says vodka is a vegetable so it’s aloud.

Why would anyone put vodka with orange juice if it wasn’t meant to drink in the morning?

A n y w a y.

Since I know that you’re shopping (with vodka) online instead of working, here are some things that you need:


Self-chilling wine set


Leather Wallet with flask


Beer briefcase 


Alcohol is a solution Mug (see, science)

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Tequila Tank


Rivalry Tie Flask in Navy & Red

You’re welcome.



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