Back to school

Sending your kids back to school means that you can day drink again without witnesses (win). This couple is doing it right. It also means that you have to buy a whole bunch of new school supplies. Break out the label maker and the wine, you’re going to need it. You may as well save…

S’more alcohol, please

National S’mores day calls for a s’more martini. Here’s to drinking on Monday, and having dessert at the same time. Multi-tasking babes. Ingredients Per Serving: 2 oz. Marshmallow vodka 1 oz. Chocolate liqueur 1 oz. Creme de Cacao 2 oz. Cream or half & half 1 oz. Chocolate, melted 1 Graham cracker 3 Marshmallows Directions:…

Monday, Monday

If your Monday morning is as tragic as Wendy Williams falling off stage this weekend (lol)… …then you should just keep drinking. Vodka is your friend. Vodka understand that Monday is hard, and won’t judge you for drinking at 9 am. Science says vodka is a vegetable so it’s aloud. Why would anyone put vodka…

It’s Taco Friday!

We are killing it in the food department today. Taco Friday is officially a thing- and its the bomb.com. Take it from Oprah. Tacos for everyone. Look how cute we are: That’s taco bar realness right there. Of course we had to bring Altos into the mix. [Que indistinguishable yum noises] I legit cried real…

Baking with Bevrage

Baking with alcohol makes baking even better. Dudes, I am so excited about this right now. GIN & TONIC CUPCAKES WITH ELDERFLOWER ICING. [are you kidding me] I trolled Pinterest to find this amazing recipe for cupcakes and I just HAD to try them out. Who doesn’t love a G&T in the summer time? It’s…

Summer is spelled O-Y-S-T-E-R-S

It’s National Oyster day dudes! That means you can start your day with a bloody mary and oysters and only some of the people will judge you! In my personal opinion, your bloody mary can never be too extravagant. If you’re going to drink a cocktail synonymous with hangovers you may as well make it…

Coffee is life.

Coffee is running my life this morning. I legit cannot. Ok, f o c u s. Seeing as how my coffee mug will be filled with wine by mid-day 11a.m, let’s talk about WINE. According to Buzzfeed, these wine hacks will make me classy. Sign me up. Let’s face it, I could use all the…

National Watermelon Day, 8/3!

In honor of National Watermelon Day (yay!) here is a recipe from Buzzfeed for XXL Watermelon Jello shots!! Because every holiday can be a drinking holiday if you try hard enough. They are seriously the bomb.com. Ingredients: Tools: 1. Paper towels 2. 2 large bowls (one to mix the Jell-O, one for the watermelon you’ll scoop…

Monday Morning Recap

I know everyone is struggling this morning. So here’s a little recap of where Bevrage was this weekend to brighten your day. Saturday was cray. We started the day at the Spiked Seltzer tent for the New Haven Craft Beer Festival and 5k. Let me tell you, those people were struggling. It was like 90…

Jay-Z is bae

Go home Jay-Z, you’re drunk. If you’re having bottle problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 bottles and… I’m going to drink them all. I know it doesn’t rhyme. Irrelevant.   Things I’ve learned from Jay-Z: 1. Nothing 2. See number one I would be lying if I said that this post had anything…

Craft Brew Races 2015

Get ready dudes. Its the Craft Brew Races 2015 in New Haven. Taking place in Edgewood Park, New Haven, the 5k race starts at noon, followed by the beer fest from 12:30 pm until 4 pm. Clearly what everyone needs after running a 5k is a beer. Carb up people. I’ll be there live tweeting from…

The Holy Grail

Behold, the holy grail of hangover cures (no, not yellow Gatorade): THE PEAR According to FWx (my new obsession) and S C I E N C E, chugging a glass of pear juice can help to reduce your hangover. Obviously, hangovers are the devil. Anything that I can do to reduce their presence in my…